Hideout, Day 67

I love the beach but I don't get tan so I constantly have to hide from the sun for fear of being burnt to a crisp. After years of trying to achieve a tan I have determined that sunscreen, an umbrella, and a long sleeve shirt are all my friends at the beach. I will come home looking like I never went on vacation, but that's just fine because the affects will be felt on the inside. Tans are overrated especially when I see all the tan shriveled old ladies baking themselves to a crisp. I don't want to be one of those women.